Roy: So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame. Not in a million, billion years.ĭwight: I know. How long is the wait for a table for two?ĭwight: I would never, ever serve you. It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.' Makes you feel good. And I consider myself a great philanderer.
And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity.
Michael: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall.
